The Best 13 Dad Jokes for Father's Day

😂 The Best 13 Dad Jokes for This Father's Day (UK Edition)

Whether your dad’s the king of comedy or just thinks he is, a good dad joke is practically a love language. So this Father’s Day, we’ve rounded up 13 of the punniest, groan-worthiest dad jokes that are guaranteed to earn at least one eye roll, one smirk, and maybe even a real laugh.

🧢 Save them, print them, or sneak them into a card — because no Father’s Day is complete without a bad joke or two.

 

😄 Our Top 13 Dad Jokes

1. "I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y."
   
   
2. "What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
   Sofishticated."
   
   
3. "Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet?"
   Because the ‘P’ is silent.
   
   
4. "What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?"
   Nacho cheese.
   
   
5. "I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing."
   
   
6. "I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."
   
   
7. "How does the moon cut his hair?"
   Eclipse it.
   
   
8. "Why did the scarecrow win an award?"
   Because he was outstanding in his field.
   
   
9. "Why don’t skeletons ever start DIY projects?"
   They don’t have the guts.
   
   
10. "I’m afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
    
    
11. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes… She gave me a hug."
    
    
12. "I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."
    
    
13. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
    Because she’ll let it gooooooooo.
    

🎁 Want to Turn These Jokes Into a Gift?

Dad jokes make brilliant, funny gifts that feel personal and unique. Here are a few creative ways to use them:

📕 1. DIY “Dad Joke of the Day” Flip Book

Print each joke on a card and place them in a flip-stand or mini scrapbook. Add a funny title like "13 Dad Jokes in 13 Days – Can You Handle the Cringe?"

☕ 2. Custom Mug or T-Shirt

Pick his favourite joke and print it on a mug or T-shirt. We can help with that — check out our funny dad gear here.

📦 3. Gift Box with Punchlines

Write each joke on a strip of paper and fold them into a keepsake jar, gift box or envelope. Add a tag that says "Emergency Dad Jokes – Break Glass When Needed."

💬 Got a Favourite Joke?

Tag us on social or send it in — we might just print it on our next apron.

And if you're still on the hunt for the perfect Father’s Day gift, browse our collection of funny T-shirts, matching outfits, and thoughtful keepsakes — all made to make him smile (or groan).